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    \x0d\x0a Lack of sleep makes you forget to do things… like properly styling your hair so you don’t look like a mad scientist before you go outside!\x0d\x0a
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    \x0d\x0a At LIH waiting for takeoff and happy bday @garrettmurray, it’s still Wednesday in Hawaii!\x0d\x0a
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    \x0d\x0a Happy 12th birthday @digitalweb! http://tinyurl.com/45dzyv\x0d\x0a
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  7. \x0d\x0a Efficient Video Delivery Over The Internet\x0d\x0a \x0d\x0a \x0d\x0a
    \x0d\x0a While the days of low-quality stop animation may be a thing of the past, there is no denying that high quality video streaming is alive and well on the web today. Major media outlets stream…\x0d\x0a
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    \x0d\x0a Lazy day: island drive in the convertible, sandy beaches, naps in the shade, toes in water.\x0d\x0a
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    \x0d\x0a Woke up to the horizon on the Pacific Ocean… looking north east!\x0d\x0a
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    \x0d\x0a In Kauai less than a day and it’s already rained… It was like a shower; quick and warm.\x0d\x0a
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    \x0d\x0a Kauai bound with @ozinn thanks to a donation to the Boys & Girls Club and Special Olympics.\x0d\x0a
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    \x0d\x0a About to meet @ozinn at the airport. This was the longest span of time apart yet.\x0d\x0a
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  19. \x0d\x0a Improve Your Page Performance With Lazy Loading\x0d\x0a \x0d\x0a \x0d\x0a
    \x0d\x0a Today’s web applications can necessitate a huge weight of both JavaScript and CSS —but in many application designs huge sections can be delayed, speeding up the total page response time to the user….\x0d\x0a
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